Best quotes from Voltaire

François-Marie Arouet, known by his pen name Voltaire, was a French Enlightenment writer, historian, and philosopher famous for his wit, his criticism of Christianity – especially the Roman Catholic Church – and of slavery, as well as his advocacy of freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and separation of church and state. Voltaire was a versatile and prolific writer, producing works in almost every literary form, including plays, poems, novels, essays, histories, and scientific expositions. 

He wrote more than 20,000 letters and 2,000 books and pamphlets. He was one of the first authors to become renowned and commercially successful internationally. He was an outspoken advocate of civil liberties and was at constant risk from the strict censorship laws of the Catholic French monarchy. His polemics witheringly satirized intolerance, religious dogma, and the French institutions of his day. His best known work and magnum opus, Candide, is a novella which comments on, criticizes and ridicules many events, thinkers and philosophies of his time.

Some of the best quotes from Voltaire are listed below.

1. “A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble.” – Voltaire
2. “A State can be no better than the citizens of which it is composed. Our labour now is not to mould States but make citizens.” – Voltaire
3. “A witty saying proves nothing.” – Voltaire
4. “All is for the best in the best of possible worlds.” – Voltaire
5. “All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.” – Voltaire
6. “All men are by nature free; you have therefore an undoubted liberty to depart whenever you please, but will have many and great difficulties to encounter in passing the frontiers.” – Voltaire
7. “All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women.” – Voltaire
8. “Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.” – Voltaire
9. “Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.” – Voltaire
10. “Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.” – Voltaire
11. “Being unable to make people more reasonable, I preferred to be happy away from them.” – Voltaire
12. “Beware of the words ‘internal security,’ for they are the eternal cry of the oppressor.” – Voltaire
13. “Cherish those who seek the truth but beware of those who find it.” – Voltaire
14. “Common sense is not so common.” – Voltaire
15. “Dare to think for yourself.” – Voltaire
16. “Despite the enormous quantity of books, how few people read! And if one reads profitably, one would realize how much stupid stuff the vulgar herd is content to swallow every day.” – Voltaire
17. “Discord is the great ill of mankind; and tolerance is the only remedy for it.” – Voltaire
18. “Doctors put drugs of which they know little into bodies of which they know less for diseases of which they know nothing at all.” – Voltaire
19. “Don’t think money does everything or you are going to end up doing everything for money.” – Voltaire
20. “Doubt is an uncomfortable condition, but certainty is a ridiculous one.” – Voltaire
21. “Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her; but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.” – Voltaire
22. “Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives and few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of the time.” – Voltaire
23. “Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.” – Voltaire
24. “Faith consists in believing what reason cannot.” – Voltaire
25. “Fools admire everything in an author of reputation.” – Voltaire
26. “Fools have a habit of believing that everything written by a famous author is admirable. For my part I read only to please myself and like only what suits my taste.” – Voltaire
27. “Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is.” – Voltaire
28. “God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.” – Voltaire
29. “God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere.” – Voltaire
30. “God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.” – Voltaire
31. “He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.” – Voltaire
32. “History is the study of the world’s crime.” – Voltaire
33. “History never repeats itself. Man always does.” – Voltaire
34. “I am the best-natured creature in the world, and yet I have already killed three, and of these three two were priests.” – Voltaire
35. “I cannot imagine how the clockwork of the universe can exist without a clockmaker.” – Voltaire
36. “I don’t know where I am going, but I am on my way.” – Voltaire
37. “I hate women because they always know where things are.” – Voltaire
38. “I have chosen to be happy because it is good for my health.” – Voltaire
39. “I have lived eighty years of life and know nothing for it, but to be resigned and tell myself that flies are born to be eaten by spiders and man to be devoured by sorrow.” – Voltaire
40. “I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.” – Voltaire
41. “I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life. This ridiculous weakness is perhaps one of our more stupid melancholy propensities, for is there anything more stupid than to be eager to go on carrying a burden which one would gladly throw away, to loathe one’s very being and yet to hold it fast, to fondle the snake that devours us until it has eaten our hearts away?” – Voltaire
42. “I hold firmly to my original views. After all I am a philosopher.” – Voltaire
43. “I know many books which have bored their readers, but I know of none which has done real evil.” – Voltaire
44. “I should like to lie at your feet and die in your arms.” – Voltaire
45. “I would rather obey a fine lion, much stronger than myself, than two hundred rats of my own species.” – Voltaire
46. “Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.” – Voltaire
47. “If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.” – Voltaire
48. “If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.” – Voltaire
49. “If there’s life on other planets, then the earth is the Universe’s insane asylum.” – Voltaire
50. “If this is the best of possible worlds, what then are the others?” – Voltaire
51. “If we do not find anything very pleasant, at least we shall find something new.” – Voltaire
52. “If you have two religions in your land, the two will cut each other’s throats; but if you have thirty religions, they will dwell in peace.” – Voltaire
53. “If you want good laws, burn those you have and make new ones.” – Voltaire
54. “In every province, the chief occupations, in order of importance, are lovemaking, malicious gossip, and talking nonsense.” – Voltaire
55. “In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.” – Voltaire
56. “Injustice in the end produces independence.” – Voltaire
57. “Is politics nothing other than the art of deliberately lying?” – Voltaire
58. “It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge.” – Voltaire
59. “It is as impossible to translate poetry as it is to translate music.” – Voltaire
60. “It is better to risk saving a guilty person than to condemn an innocent one.” – Voltaire
61. “It is clear that the individual who persecutes a man, his brother, because he is not of the same opinion, is a monster.” – Voltaire
62. “It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.” – Voltaire
63. “It is far better to be silent than merely to increase the quantity of bad books.” – Voltaire
64. “It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.” – Voltaire
65. “It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.” – Voltaire
66. “It is love; love, the comfort of the human species, the preserver of the universe, the soul of all sentient beings, love, tender love.” – Voltaire
67. “It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce.” – Voltaire
68. “It is not inequality which is the real misfortune, it is dependence.” – Voltaire
69. “It is not more surprising to be born twice than once; everything in nature is resurrection.” – Voltaire
70. “It is not sufficient to see and to know the beauty of a work. We must feel and be affected by it.” – Voltaire
71. “It is said that God is always on the side of the big battalions.” – Voltaire
72. “It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part.” – Voltaire
73. “It requires twenty years for a man to rise from the vegetable state in which he is within his mother’s womb, and from the pure animal state which is the lot of his early childhood, to the state when the maturity of reason begins to appear. It has required thirty centuries to learn a little about his structure. It would need eternity to learn something about his soul. It takes an instant to kill him.” – Voltaire
74. “Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.” – Voltaire
75. “Let us cultivate our garden.” – Voltaire
76. “Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.” – Voltaire
77. “Liberty of thought is the life of the soul.” – Voltaire
78. “‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire
79. “Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them. The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us.” – Voltaire
80. “Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.” – Voltaire
81. “Love truth, but pardon error.” – Voltaire
82. “Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast, or of one thing too exclusively.” – Voltaire
83. “Man is free at the instant he wants to be.” – Voltaire
84. “Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.” – Voltaire
85. “May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies.” – Voltaire
86. “Meditation is the dissolution of thoughts in eternal awareness or pure consciousness without objectification, knowing without thinking, merging finitude in infinity.” – Voltaire
87. “Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.” – Voltaire
88. “Men argue. Nature acts.” – Voltaire
89. “Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts.” – Voltaire
90. “Men will always be mad, and those who think they can cure them are the maddest of all.” – Voltaire
91. “Minds differ still more than faces.” – Voltaire
92. “My soul is the mirror of the universe, and my body is its frame.” – Voltaire
93. “No opinion is worth burning your neighbor for.” – Voltaire
94. “No problem can stand the assault of sustained thinking.” – Voltaire
95. “No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.” – Voltaire
96. “Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies.” – Voltaire
97. “Of all religions, the Christian should of course inspire the most tolerance, but until now Christians have been the most intolerant of all men.” – Voltaire
98. “One always begins with the simple, then comes the complex, and by superior enlightenment one often reverts in the end to the simple. Such is the course of human intelligence.” – Voltaire
99. “One day everything will be well, that is our hope. Everything’s fine today, that is our illusion.” – Voltaire
100. “One great use of words is to hide our thoughts.” – Voltaire
101. “One merit of poetry few persons will deny: it says more and in fewer words than prose.” – Voltaire
102. “Only your friends steal your books.” – Voltaire
103. “Opinions have caused more ills than the plague or earthquakes on this little globe of ours.” – Voltaire
104. “Optimism is the obstinacy of maintaining that everything is best when it is worst.” – Voltaire
105. “Originality is nothing but judicious imitation. The most original writers borrowed one from another.” – Voltaire
106. “Our character is composed of our ideas and our feelings: and, since it has been proved that we give ourselves neither feelings nor ideas, our character does not depend on us. If it did depend on us, there is nobody who would not be perfect. If one does not reflect, one thinks oneself master of everything; but when one does reflect, one realizes that one is master of nothing.” – Voltaire
107. “Our labour preserves us from three great evils – weariness, vice, and want.” – Voltaire
108. “Our wretched species is so made that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road.” – Voltaire
109. “Perfect is the enemy of good.” – Voltaire
110. “Perfection is attained by slow degrees; it requires the hand of time.” – Voltaire
111. “Prejudices are what fools use for reason.” – Voltaire
112. “Reading nurtures the soul, and an enlightened friend brings it solace.” – Voltaire
113. “Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool.” – Voltaire
114. “Secret griefs are more cruel than public calamities.” – Voltaire
115. “Sensual pleasure passes and vanishes, but the friendship between us, the mutual confidence, the delight of the heart, the enchantment of the soul, these things do not perish and can never be destroyed.” – Voltaire
116. “Such then is the human condition, that to wish greatness for one’s country is to wish harm to one’s neighbors.” – Voltaire
117. “Tears are the silent language of grief.” – Voltaire
118. “The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.” – Voltaire
119. “The comfort of the rich depends upon an abundant supply of the poor.” – Voltaire
120. “The discovery of what is true and the practice of that which is good are the two most important aims of philosophy.” – Voltaire
121. “The greatest consolation in life is to say what one thinks.” – Voltaire
122. “The happiest of all lives is a busy solitude.” – Voltaire
123. “The heart has its own reasons that reason can’t understand.” – Voltaire
124. “The human brain is a complex organ with the wonderful power of enabling man to find reasons for continuing to believe whatever it is that he wants to believe.” – Voltaire
125. “The infinitely small have a pride infinitely great.” – Voltaire
126. “The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our neighbors, kindle it at home, communicate it to others, and it becomes the property of all.” – Voltaire
127. “The interest I have to believe a thing is no proof that such a thing exists.” – Voltaire
128. “The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us.” – Voltaire
129. “The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else’s eyes.” – Voltaire
130. “The more a man knows, the less he talks.” – Voltaire
131. “The more I read, the more I acquire, the more certain I am that I know nothing.” – Voltaire
132. “The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.” – Voltaire
133. “The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.” – Voltaire
134. “The mouth obeys poorly when the heart murmurs.” – Voltaire
135. “The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.” – Voltaire
136. “The pursuit of pleasure must be the goal of every rational person.” – Voltaire
137. “The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.” – Voltaire
138. “Theology is to religion what poisons are to food.” – Voltaire
139. “There are truths which are not for all men, nor for all times.” – Voltaire
140. “There is a wide difference between speaking to deceive, and being silent to be impenetrable.” – Voltaire
141. “Think for yourself and let others enjoy the privilege of doing so too.” – Voltaire
142. “Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” – Voltaire
143. “To hold a pen is to be at war.” – Voltaire
144. “To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid – one must also be polite.” – Voltaire
145. “To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth.” – Voltaire
146. “Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position. But certainty is an absurd one.” – Voltaire
147. “We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one.” – Voltaire
148. “We are rarely proud when we are alone.” – Voltaire
149. “We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilization.” – Voltaire
150. “We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.” – Voltaire
151. “We’re neither pure, nor wise, nor good; we do the best we know.” – Voltaire
152. “What can you say to a man who tells you he prefers obeying God rather than men, and that as a result he’s certain he’ll go to heaven if he cuts your throat?” – Voltaire
153. “What is history? The lie that everyone agrees on.” – Voltaire
154. “What is tolerance? It is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other’s folly – that is the first law of nature.” – Voltaire
155. “Whatever you do, crush the infamous thing, and love those who love you.” – Voltaire
156. “When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics.” – Voltaire
157. “When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.” – Voltaire
158. “Wherever my travels may lead, paradise is where I am.” – Voltaire